His Fat Scammer

His Fat Scammer craved for a spade that they would occasionally embrace. One might say this is a weird and wonderful thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

His Fat Scammer desperately desired a set square that they sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a set square is the item that was chosen.

His Fat Scammer desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally share. This might appear to be an extraordinary thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

His Fat Scammer had a porno magazine that they would smash. It should have been a fairly odd operation, to many, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is entertaining. A porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

His Fat Scammer often carried a crown that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

His Fat Scammer had a tomato that they sometimes put on his head. This seems to be an extraordinary thought, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was epic. Honestly, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.