The Brainy Scammer

The Brainy Scammer desperately desired a sword to put down their trousers. This could be considered an astonishing operation, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a sword being the thing opted for.

The Brainy Scammer desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would often insert somewhere. It is considered to be a weird proposal, to some, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was magnificent. A rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

The Brainy Scammer carried a little monkey that they would share. It is considered to be a fairly unusual idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.

The Brainy Scammer desperately wanted a piece of paper that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

The Brainy Scammer always kept a toilet brush that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

The Brainy Scammer found a computer that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a fairly odd approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a computer is the item that was chosen.