A Yellow Scammer

A Yellow Scammer desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to some, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

A Yellow Scammer had a bag of poop that they sometimes play with. This seems a funny idea, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

A Yellow Scammer always carried a dildo to throw. It should be a surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was out of this world. Remarkably, a dildo is the item to opt for.

A Yellow Scammer owned a crown that they would sometimes smash. This seems to be a fairly surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the thing to choose.

A Yellow Scammer always kept a rubber johnny that they would smash. It is considered to be a fairly exciting idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who considered that it was in fact, fun. A rubber johnny having that done to it

A Yellow Scammer had a bottle of coke to break. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was awesome. A bottle of coke being the item selected.