My Adventurous Scammer

My Adventurous Scammer looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

My Adventurous Scammer desired a teapot that they would sometimes hug. It would have been a fairly weird proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was exciting. A teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

My Adventurous Scammer often carried a spade that they would occasionally eat. This is certainly an unusual activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a spade of all things.

My Adventurous Scammer often carried a tomato that they sometimes break. One might say this is an original proposal, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Remarkably, a tomato would be the thing that was selected.

My Adventurous Scammer had a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally break. It is a bizarre action, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is fun. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

My Adventurous Scammer always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes play with. It would have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.