My Hungry Scammer

My Hungry Scammer looked for a condom that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly new suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a condom was the chosen item.

My Hungry Scammer desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would sometimes play with. It should be a fairly strange proposal, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was wonderful. A pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

My Hungry Scammer found a spade that they liked to insert somewhere. It might be a fairly new approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was fun. Who would have thought, a spade being the item selected.

My Hungry Scammer needed a pen that they would often rub on his belly. It should be a fairly bizarre exercise, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a pen being the item selected.

My Hungry Scammer wanted a spade that they liked to smash. It might be an original action, to many, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Honestly, a spade is the item that was chosen.

My Hungry Scammer desperately looked for a dildo that they liked to hug. It would have been a fairly curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.