The Silly Scammer

The Silly Scammer had a spade that they would often smash. It is considered to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Scammer desperately searched for a ball that they would often eat. One might find this to be a funny undertaking, to me, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.

The Silly Scammer looked for a toilet brush that they liked to smash. This seems to be a weird thought, to you, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

The Silly Scammer desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would annihilate This might appear to be a surprising exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

The Silly Scammer desperately needed a lava lamp to cuddle. It should be a fairly peculiar idea, to some, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

The Silly Scammer searched for a custard pie to rub on his belly. It was a somewhat surprising operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.