The Fucking Scammer

The Fucking Scammer desperately wanted a helmet that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a peculiar activity, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet would be the item chosen.

The Fucking Scammer always carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems a different thought, to many, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

The Fucking Scammer desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes annihilate This seems to be an exciting undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

The Fucking Scammer found a little monkey that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a little monkey being the chosen thing.

The Fucking Scammer desired a teapot that they would often play with. This could be considered a fairly weird proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. A teapot being the thing opted for.

The Fucking Scammer always carried a melon that they liked to put on his head. This seems a fairly new suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a melon would be the item that was opted for.