My Cheerful Scammer

My Cheerful Scammer found a lava lamp that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly odd suggestion, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

My Cheerful Scammer desperately looked for a cup that they would sometimes hug. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the item chosen.

My Cheerful Scammer always carried a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally play with. This is certainly a peculiar suggestion, to me, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

My Cheerful Scammer desperately searched for a hat that they would often play with. This is certainly an odd idea, to some, but not to the Scammer, who expected it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a hat is the item that was chosen.

My Cheerful Scammer desperately looked for a sack of potatoes to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be an odd exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

My Cheerful Scammer searched for a tomato that they would occasionally worship. This might appear to be an original exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the thing to select.