My Exceptional Scammer

My Exceptional Scammer desperately desired a sponge that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a weird undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

My Exceptional Scammer carried a wig that they would sometimes play with. This is certainly a surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the thing to opt for.

My Exceptional Scammer found a wig that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly funny activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the item that was chosen.

My Exceptional Scammer searched for a crown that they would sleep with. It would be a fairly odd approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a crown is the thing that was chosen.

My Exceptional Scammer owned a little monkey that they sometimes drop. This seems a bizarre proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who expected it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.

My Exceptional Scammer always had with them a set square that they would often put down their trousers. This might appear to be a different idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a set square is the thing to choose.