The Boring Scammer

The Boring Scammer craved for a bat that they would sometimes put on his head. It was a fairly surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Scammer always had with them a vibrator that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a bizarre undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

The Boring Scammer searched for a Harry Potter wand to sleep with. It is an extraordinary activity, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

The Boring Scammer needed a pint of beer to play with. It should have been a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

The Boring Scammer desperately looked for a condom that they liked to hug. One might consider this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to many, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

The Boring Scammer desperately craved for a melon that they would break. One might say this is a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a melon was the item that was selected.