Anxious Scammer

Anxious Scammer craved for a block of cheese that they would put up their bum. It would be an extraordinary thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

Anxious Scammer always had with them a rubber chicken that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a funny exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

Anxious Scammer always had with them a sponge that they would often put on his head. It would be a bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the item that was selected.

Anxious Scammer desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would throw. One might say this is a weird and wonderful activity, to me, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

Anxious Scammer desperately desired a toilet brush that they would embrace. One might consider this to be a bizarre exercise, to many, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the item to choose.

Anxious Scammer carried a condom that they would put in the bath with him. It would be an unusual suggestion, to many, but not to the Scammer, who considered it would be wonderous. Honestly, a condom of all things.