Their Cheerful Scammer

Their Cheerful Scammer desperately searched for a can of Tango that they sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be an original activity, to you, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

Their Cheerful Scammer found a spade that they would sometimes play with. It is considered to be an astonishing proposal, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was spectacular. A spade is the thing to choose.

Their Cheerful Scammer carried a stretchman that they would play with. This seems to be a fairly weird activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who felt it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

Their Cheerful Scammer desperately desired a wig that they would sometimes put on his head. It might be a bizarre operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a wig would be the item that was opted for.

Their Cheerful Scammer carried a magic 8 ball that they would often put in the bath with him. It might have been a surprising activity, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.

Their Cheerful Scammer searched for a cheese grater that they would often put on his head. It might have been a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.