My Horny Scammer

My Horny Scammer had a spade that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a spade being the item selected.

My Horny Scammer desired a melon that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a somewhat surprising idea, to many, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

My Horny Scammer always kept a radiator that they liked to smash. It was considered to be an original thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was awesome. A radiator being the chosen item.

My Horny Scammer desperately wanted a teapot that they would drop. This seems a fairly different activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the item that was opted for.

My Horny Scammer desperately wanted a condom that they would often sit and look at. One might consider this to be an extraordinary approach to life, to some, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea is epic. A condom was the item that was opted for.

My Horny Scammer owned a cheese grater that they would often demolish. This seems a fairly curious exercise, to some, but not to the Scammer, who felt it would be awesome. Strangely, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.