Her Handsome Scammer

Her Handsome Scammer desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would occasionally experiment on. It might be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to you, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

Her Handsome Scammer carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly funny idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

Her Handsome Scammer desperately searched for a cucumber that they would occasionally cuddle. This is certainly a strange exercise, to me, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

Her Handsome Scammer had a mug to sit and look at. It should be an original activity, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a mug was the thing that was chosen.

Her Handsome Scammer looked for a condom that they would sometimes break. It was considered to be a bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a condom is the item to opt for.

Her Handsome Scammer craved for a sack of potatoes to throw. It was considered to be a curious action, to you, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.