The Brainy Scammer

The Brainy Scammer found a spade that they would often drop. It was a new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a spade being the thing opted for.

The Brainy Scammer found a little monkey that they liked to put down their trousers. It was a fairly unusual undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.

The Brainy Scammer desperately desired a condom that they sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly curious suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a condom was the item that was selected.

The Brainy Scammer always had with them a sack of potatoes to put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly bizarre action, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

The Brainy Scammer desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes put on his head. This is certainly an astonishing exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

The Brainy Scammer often carried a custard pie that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is a bizarre approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who expected it was miraculous. Strangely, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.