My Confused Scammer

My Confused Scammer owned a bottle of coke that they liked to cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.

My Confused Scammer desperately searched for a helmet that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems a strange thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

My Confused Scammer often carried a sponge that they sometimes eat. It would have been a fairly original action, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

My Confused Scammer desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would often rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

My Confused Scammer desperately searched for a rubber chicken to annihilate It would have been a fairly odd idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

My Confused Scammer craved for a can of coke that they would occasionally annihilate It should have been a strange exercise, to many, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.