The Chinese Scammer

The Chinese Scammer always kept a stretchman that they would sometimes hug. It is considered to be an astonishing idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the item to opt for.

The Chinese Scammer looked for a can of coke that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly new undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the chosen item.

The Chinese Scammer desperately craved for a wig to worship. This seems to be a weird and wonderful idea, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a wig is the thing to opt for.

The Chinese Scammer looked for a sponge that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

The Chinese Scammer desired a wig that they would often eat. It was a different exercise, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the chosen item.

The Chinese Scammer had a custard pie to rub on his belly. This is certainly a different suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was simply life. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.