Their Gentle Scammer

Their Gentle Scammer always kept a sack of potatoes that they would play with. It should have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to some, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

Their Gentle Scammer carried a ball that they would sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be an original thought, to me, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a ball is the item to select.

Their Gentle Scammer owned a radiator to demolish. This seems a funny thing to do, to me, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was fun. Bizarrely, a radiator being the thing opted for.

Their Gentle Scammer desperately wanted a stapler that they would eat. It would be a surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the item to opt for.

Their Gentle Scammer desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would often break. One might say this is a strange thought, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

Their Gentle Scammer desperately desired a pen that they would sit and look at. It should have been an extraordinary proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a pen is the item that was chosen.