Her Green Scammer

Her Green Scammer desperately wanted a bat to embrace. It should be a fairly new activity, to me, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a bat being the thing opted for.

Her Green Scammer desperately craved for a mug that they liked to break. It might have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a mug would be the chosen thing.

Her Green Scammer desperately wanted a hat that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly bizarre action, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat was the item that was selected.

Her Green Scammer craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

Her Green Scammer desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would smash. One might find this to be a weird activity, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Green Scammer often carried a spade that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be a fairly curious action, to me, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a spade being the chosen item.