His Big Scammer

His Big Scammer searched for a lava lamp to throw. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

His Big Scammer craved for a tomato that they would occasionally demolish. It was a curious action, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

His Big Scammer wanted a block of cheese that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a fairly curious suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a block of cheese is the item to select.

His Big Scammer craved for a bag of poop that they would put in the bath with him. It might be a somewhat surprising activity, to me, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was simply life. A bag of poop is the thing to select.

His Big Scammer often carried a bag of poop that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be a peculiar idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

His Big Scammer craved for a sponge that they would try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.