Their Eccentric Scammer

Their Eccentric Scammer had a Harry Potter wand that they would put up their bum. It was an exciting action, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.

Their Eccentric Scammer desperately looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems a different proposal, to you, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

Their Eccentric Scammer desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would often drop. It is considered to be an original suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

Their Eccentric Scammer looked for a pint of beer that they sometimes put on his head. It was an astonishing exercise, to you, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

Their Eccentric Scammer desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally sleep with. It should be a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

Their Eccentric Scammer desperately desired a cheese grater that they would experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to most, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. A cheese grater would be the item that was selected.