The Special Scammer

The Special Scammer had a teapot to throw. It was a fairly astonishing proposal, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the item to choose.

The Special Scammer desperately looked for a pen that they would often throw. One might say this is a bizarre approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pen being the chosen item.

The Special Scammer always had with them a lava lamp that they would put on his head. It should have been a bizarre idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was stunning. Strangely, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

The Special Scammer desperately desired a little monkey that they would often put down their trousers. It would have been a new action, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey being the chosen item.

The Special Scammer needed a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems an odd activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. A pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

The Special Scammer always had with them a toilet brush that they would sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.