His Big Scammer

His Big Scammer desperately needed a sponge that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a sponge of all things.

His Big Scammer craved for a pen that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who felt it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the item chosen.

His Big Scammer owned a piece of paper that they would sometimes share. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre operation, to some, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea is spectacular. A piece of paper of all things.

His Big Scammer often carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems an unusual thing to do, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

His Big Scammer craved for a set square that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly unusual thought, to me, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

His Big Scammer desperately searched for a lava lamp to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to most, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.