The Brainy Scammer

The Brainy Scammer looked for a condom that they would occasionally drop. It would be a fairly astonishing thought, to you, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a condom is the thing to choose.

The Brainy Scammer looked for a pencil sharpener that they would break. One might consider this to be a curious proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it was simply life. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

The Brainy Scammer owned a bag of flour that they liked to eat. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it was sublime. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.

The Brainy Scammer desperately needed a rubber chicken to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to most, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was awesome. A rubber chicken being the item selected.

The Brainy Scammer carried a ball to try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a ball being the thing opted for.

The Brainy Scammer desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would occasionally embrace. This seems a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to most, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.