The Angry Scammer

The Angry Scammer desperately searched for a can of coke to play with. It should be a fairly exciting exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

The Angry Scammer craved for a spade that they would often rub on his belly. This might appear to be a curious thought, to some, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. A spade was the item that was selected.

The Angry Scammer always kept a porno magazine that they would sometimes annihilate This is certainly a fairly exciting action, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

The Angry Scammer craved for a spade that they sometimes experiment on. This seems to be an odd activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was awesome. Strangely, a spade is the item to opt for.

The Angry Scammer had a big sponge that they liked to put on his head. It would have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. A big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Scammer searched for a piece of paper to drop. It was a different suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the thing to select.