His Crazy Scammer

His Crazy Scammer desperately searched for a stapler that they would sometimes sleep with. It would have been a weird thought, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

His Crazy Scammer desperately craved for a bag of flour that they would sleep with. It should have been a somewhat surprising operation, to many, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

His Crazy Scammer desired a bat that they would sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a bat was the item that was opted for.

His Crazy Scammer desperately craved for a cheese grater that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a somewhat surprising proposal, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

His Crazy Scammer craved for a dildo that they would occasionally demolish. It might have been a peculiar suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the thing to choose.

His Crazy Scammer desperately craved for a cup that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might say this is a weird operation, to me, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a cup being the chosen thing.