Their Boring Scammer

Their Boring Scammer carried a condom that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

Their Boring Scammer desperately needed a wig that they sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. A wig is the thing to choose.

Their Boring Scammer desired a lava lamp that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a weird proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. A lava lamp is the item to opt for.

Their Boring Scammer always carried a pen that they would often throw. This might appear to be a fairly funny approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pen being the item selected.

Their Boring Scammer looked for a computer that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly weird thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a computer is the thing to opt for.

Their Boring Scammer craved for a cucumber that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an extraordinary idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thought it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.