Stupid Scammer

Stupid Scammer desperately needed a dildo that they liked to cuddle. It was a fairly new idea, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was exciting. Strangely, a dildo is the item to choose.

Stupid Scammer always carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

Stupid Scammer carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally experiment on. It was considered to be a weird activity, to most, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was simply life. A cheese grater is the item to choose.

Stupid Scammer craved for a cucumber that they sometimes sleep with. It was a fairly weird thing to do, to most, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

Stupid Scammer desperately desired a piece of paper that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly curious undertaking, to most, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.

Stupid Scammer desperately searched for a helmet that they would sometimes cuddle. It should have been a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a helmet was the item that was opted for.