My Scary Scammer

My Scary Scammer needed a cup that they would insert somewhere. It is a surprising idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a cup was the thing that was selected.

My Scary Scammer carried a custard pie that they would try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the thing to choose.

My Scary Scammer often carried a bottle of coke that they would cuddle. This could be considered a fairly strange exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

My Scary Scammer had a custard pie that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be an astonishing approach to life, to some, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

My Scary Scammer carried a cheese grater that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a cheese grater of all things.

My Scary Scammer often carried a crown that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a weird proposal, to you, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a crown is the thing to opt for.