The Green Scammer

The Green Scammer needed a mug that they would eat. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a mug being the thing opted for.

The Green Scammer often carried a can of Tango that they would play with. One might consider this to be a fairly different action, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

The Green Scammer found a ball that they would play with. It would have been a weird exercise, to me, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball being the item selected.

The Green Scammer craved for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put on his head. It is considered to be a strange proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

The Green Scammer found a bat that they would try to balance on their head. This could be considered an extraordinary proposal, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a bat is the thing to select.

The Green Scammer searched for a set of lego that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was a fairly original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a set of lego being the thing opted for.