Their Eccentric Scammer

Their Eccentric Scammer always kept a custard pie that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly strange operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

Their Eccentric Scammer always carried a bag of flour that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a peculiar action, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be exciting. Honestly, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

Their Eccentric Scammer always kept a sponge to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who felt it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

Their Eccentric Scammer wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

Their Eccentric Scammer desperately desired a pen that they would occasionally sit and look at. This is certainly a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who thought it would be wonderful. Strangely, a pen would be the item chosen.

Their Eccentric Scammer desired a big sponge to eat. It might be a funny thought, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the thing that was selected.