The Naughty Scammer

The Naughty Scammer desperately looked for a little monkey that they would often put on his head. It was considered to be a surprising action, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a little monkey being the item selected.

The Naughty Scammer desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would sometimes eat. It would be a fairly weird exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

The Naughty Scammer had a painting of a melon that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly curious activity, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Scammer needed a pint of beer that they would often eat. One might say this is an odd operation, to most, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a pint of beer of all things.

The Naughty Scammer owned a block of cheese that they sometimes experiment on. It should have been an unusual thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.

The Naughty Scammer desperately needed a melon that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might have been a surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a melon of all things.