The Lonely Scammer

The Lonely Scammer owned a toilet brush that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly unusual proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

The Lonely Scammer desperately needed a set of lego that they liked to throw. One might say this is a curious operation, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. A set of lego was the chosen item.

The Lonely Scammer always kept a computer that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might say this is a surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it was awesome. Bizarrely, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Lonely Scammer desperately craved for a bat that they would experiment on. One might say this is a weird approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who considered it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a bat would be the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Scammer wanted a pint of beer that they would try to balance on their head. It is a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. A pint of beer is the item to select.

The Lonely Scammer desired a stretchman that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be an exciting suggestion, to most, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.