The Determined Servant

The Determined Servant desperately wanted a can of Tango to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

The Determined Servant desperately wanted a helmet that they would sometimes eat. It is a fairly exciting suggestion, to most, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a helmet was the item that was chosen.

The Determined Servant desperately craved for a mug that they sometimes embrace. It would have been a fairly strange approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a mug being the chosen item.

The Determined Servant carried a can of Tango that they sometimes worship. It was a weird approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

The Determined Servant desperately needed a dildo that they liked to throw. It might be a somewhat surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo being the item opted for.

The Determined Servant desired a bat to sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly bizarre proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a bat is the thing to choose.