Her Crazy Servant

Her Crazy Servant looked for a little monkey to eat. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a little monkey being the chosen thing.

Her Crazy Servant wanted a chocolate bar to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly strange operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. A chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

Her Crazy Servant found a condom that they sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly strange approach to life, to many, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

Her Crazy Servant desperately craved for a big sponge that they would break. It was considered to be a fairly curious suggestion, to my children, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

Her Crazy Servant had a melon that they would sometimes share. It might be a weird exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

Her Crazy Servant desperately searched for a bag of poop that they liked to hug. This might appear to be a fairly strange thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who assumed it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the item selected.