My Boring Servant

My Boring Servant desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes play with. It would be a fairly curious activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.

My Boring Servant desperately needed a can of coke that they liked to worship. It should have been a bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. A can of coke is the item that was chosen.

My Boring Servant often carried a helmet that they would sometimes hug. It might be a fairly original exercise, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who assumed it was magnificent. Strangely, a helmet was the item that was selected.

My Boring Servant desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be a funny action, to me, but not to the Servant, who had decided it would be exciting. Honestly, a porno magazine being the item selected.

My Boring Servant desperately desired a melon that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who thought it would be magnificent. Strangely, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

My Boring Servant desired a rubber chicken that they would smash. This is certainly a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.