My Square Servant

My Square Servant looked for a cheese grater that they liked to put down their trousers. It should be a peculiar exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Strangely, a cheese grater being the item selected.

My Square Servant craved for a tomato that they would throw. It is considered to be a funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who thought it was miraculous. Remarkably, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

My Square Servant desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would rub on his belly. It is considered to be a different idea, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine of all things.

My Square Servant had a pencil sharpener that they would embrace. It might have been a fairly surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

My Square Servant searched for a helmet that they would often rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly weird suggestion, to many, but not to the Servant, who assumed it would be sublime. Strangely, a helmet being the item selected.

My Square Servant always had with them a porno magazine that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.