Big Servant

Big Servant always kept a can of Tango that they would occasionally experiment on. This is certainly a fairly new thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

Big Servant always had with them a stretchman that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to you, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

Big Servant always had with them a pen that they would often rub on his belly. It is a fairly strange operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pen having that done to it

Big Servant carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a peculiar undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

Big Servant always carried a big sponge that they liked to share. It is considered to be a weird undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. A big sponge is the item to choose.

Big Servant found a can of Dr Pepper that they would play with. It would have been a fairly odd idea, to my children, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.