The Silly Servant

The Silly Servant desperately looked for a radiator that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a fairly funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.

The Silly Servant had a pencil sharpener that they would often annihilate It might be a fairly new activity, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who thinks it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

The Silly Servant craved for a porno magazine that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to most, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

The Silly Servant had a toilet brush that they liked to rub on his belly. This is certainly a curious undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was epic. A toilet brush being the item selected.

The Silly Servant desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

The Silly Servant desperately searched for a bottle of beer to worship. It should have been a fairly odd activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.