The Jolly Servant

The Jolly Servant desperately needed a big sponge that they liked to drop. It would be an exciting proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Servant desperately looked for a wig that they would sometimes experiment on. This could be considered a somewhat surprising activity, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a wig is the thing to opt for.

The Jolly Servant always carried a cucumber that they sometimes embrace. It was a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who considered that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Servant desperately needed a cucumber that they would sleep with. It would have been a fairly original thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who had decided it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the item that was selected.

The Jolly Servant had a sack of potatoes that they would insert somewhere. It was considered to be a bizarre activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Servant owned a sack of potatoes that they liked to break. One might consider this to be a funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.