His Depressed Servant

His Depressed Servant had a hat that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a weird action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a hat having that done to it

His Depressed Servant desired a cheese grater that they would often put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

His Depressed Servant desperately needed a lava lamp that they would often break. This could be considered a fairly peculiar action, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

His Depressed Servant desired a bottle of beer to play with. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who thought it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

His Depressed Servant always carried a melon that they sometimes sleep with. It would be an odd approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a melon being the item opted for.

His Depressed Servant looked for a sponge that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to some, but not to the Servant, who felt it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the chosen item.