The Talented Servant

The Talented Servant found a set square that they would occasionally eat. It was considered to be a weird idea, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a set square being the chosen item.

The Talented Servant often carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to most, but not to the Servant, who had decided it would be epic. A rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

The Talented Servant looked for a pint of beer that they would often throw. One might find this to be a fairly funny exercise, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

The Talented Servant desperately searched for a sponge that they sometimes share. This seems a fairly curious proposal, to you, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

The Talented Servant desperately needed a can of Tango that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly unusual activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea was magnificent. A can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

The Talented Servant carried a rubber chicken that they would smash. It should be a fairly new idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.