Her Confused Servant

Her Confused Servant always kept a cheese grater to hug. It would have been an odd action, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to select.

Her Confused Servant desired a cheese grater that they would sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly curious idea, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

Her Confused Servant always kept a sponge that they would demolish. One might find this to be a bizarre action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a sponge was the item that was chosen.

Her Confused Servant desperately searched for a can of Tango that they sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly exciting exercise, to some, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

Her Confused Servant desperately desired a pint of cider that they would drop. It was a weird and wonderful exercise, to most, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

Her Confused Servant often carried a dildo that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly peculiar approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who thinks it would be magnificent. Honestly, a dildo is the item that was chosen.