A Naughty Servant

A Naughty Servant desperately searched for a hat that they would occasionally break. It should have been a somewhat surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a hat was the thing that was opted for.

A Naughty Servant always had with them a lava lamp that they sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly original approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

A Naughty Servant craved for a melon that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should be a curious activity, to me, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a melon is the thing to choose.

A Naughty Servant looked for a sponge that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly odd undertaking, to many, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a sponge is the item to opt for.

A Naughty Servant found a bat that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This might appear to be an extraordinary idea, to me, but not to the Servant, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a bat would be the chosen thing.

A Naughty Servant needed a rubber chicken to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly exciting activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was epic. A rubber chicken was the item that was selected.