The Nervous Servant

The Nervous Servant carried a little monkey to smash. This might appear to be a fairly new idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.

The Nervous Servant often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly exciting proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

The Nervous Servant always kept a can of coke that they would sit and look at. It should have been a fairly curious exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

The Nervous Servant needed a rubber chicken that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should be an exciting proposal, to some, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

The Nervous Servant often carried a sponge that they would often drop. It is considered to be an unusual action, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who had decided it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a sponge being the thing opted for.

The Nervous Servant wanted a magic 8 ball that they would often sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly new operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea was fun. A magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.