His Ugly Servant

His Ugly Servant looked for a wig that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly new suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

His Ugly Servant desperately needed a can of Tango that they would break. It would be a fairly different action, to many, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

His Ugly Servant desperately wanted a computer that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer was the thing that was selected.

His Ugly Servant looked for a pencil sharpener to hug. It is considered to be a fairly odd thing to do, to you, but not to the Servant, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

His Ugly Servant craved for a painting of a melon that they would often hug. One might say this is a fairly odd thing to do, to you, but not to the Servant, who had decided it would be entertaining. A painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

His Ugly Servant always had with them a bottle of wine to put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my children, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.