Foolish Servant

Foolish Servant always kept a lava lamp that they liked to throw. It would have been a fairly odd idea, to some, but not to the Servant, who felt it would be awesome. A lava lamp is the thing to select.

Foolish Servant looked for a computer to play with. One might consider this to be an extraordinary undertaking, to me, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a computer being the chosen thing.

Foolish Servant always had with them a hat that they would often try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a hat is the item to select.

Foolish Servant wanted a rubber johnny that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might be an extraordinary operation, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who assumed it was spectacular. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

Foolish Servant desperately searched for a big sponge that they would often experiment on. It should have been a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

Foolish Servant craved for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes smash. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. A chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.