Their Retarded Servant

Their Retarded Servant always had with them a painting of a melon that they sometimes experiment on. It would have been a strange undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

Their Retarded Servant often carried a can of coke that they would often play with. It should have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke having that done to it

Their Retarded Servant desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would often sleep with. It should have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

Their Retarded Servant wanted a set square that they would break. It would be a new activity, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be exciting. Strangely, a set square is the item that was chosen.

Their Retarded Servant desperately looked for a stapler that they sometimes annihilate It was considered to be an extraordinary operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who expected it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

Their Retarded Servant desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would smash. This is certainly a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.