The Weary Servant

The Weary Servant craved for a vibrator that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a new exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Servant craved for a pen that they would try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly different action, to me, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a pen was the item that was opted for.

The Weary Servant desperately craved for a condom that they would often sit and look at. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

The Weary Servant found a lava lamp that they liked to break. It might have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Strangely, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

The Weary Servant wanted a CD player that they would occasionally share. It should have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who thought it was simply life. Who would have thought, a CD player is the thing to select.

The Weary Servant desperately wanted a mug that they liked to throw. This is certainly a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a mug would be the chosen thing.