The Energetic Servant

The Energetic Servant desperately craved for a sponge that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

The Energetic Servant searched for a rubber johnny that they sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a fairly odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who thinks it was exciting. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

The Energetic Servant desperately searched for a condom that they sometimes put on his head. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a condom is the thing to opt for.

The Energetic Servant owned a bottle of beer that they would occasionally throw. It was a fairly weird thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Energetic Servant carried a bag of flour to break. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to my children, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.

The Energetic Servant desperately desired a radiator to try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly original idea, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.